#KilroyBecomesAKaufman

our favorite goofballs

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Corey Baumer

Sister of the Bride; Maid of Honor

Corey comes in at 6 feet and 1 inch tall, but weighs less than a wet noodle.  If you stack Casey and Scott on top of one another, they are almost her height, yet double her weight. Always ask her if she’s “feeling better,” because chances are she’s experiencing one of her many ailments.

Jake Baumer

Brother of the Bride; Groomsmen

Known as the northeastern two-toed super-sloth, he is rarely seen in the daylight but when he is, be sure to witness it. He may be quiet 

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Danni Gillman

Sister of the groom; Bridesmaid

Don’t let her good looks and small frame fool you; she will out-drink you, out-run you, out-bowl you, out-hit, dribble, spike, serve, and kick, you.  And, if she doesn't, she's gunna be PISSED.  For anyone who is competing against her at Cedar Lakes, we apologize in advance, and will cover all psychological damages.

Ryan Salm

Cousin of the groom; Groomsmen

Known as the mayor of Lake Tahoe, this paddle boarding, backpack roaming, photo-taking bad boy is fully equipped with all of his teeth – contrary to the last family wedding, where he was missing 1 or 2.  

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Matt Gillman

Brother in-law of the Groom; Co-best man

Matt is a world-renowned leader in his professional field, as well as a world-renowned leader in “you wont” manipulation.  He and Scott may be brothers by law, but pretty sure they’d choose each other anyway.

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Kilroy Baumer

A King Among Men; Co-Best man

Let’s be honest.  As the real man of the hour at this wedding, if you don’t know who he is, you probably shouldn’t be coming.

Emily van den Berg

Cousin of the Bride; Bridesmaid

The make-up and fashion guru of the bunch, you can refer to Emily for all things trendy. Growing up in Holland, Casey and her managed to stay close despite the distance. After college, we thought she would move to NY and end the 23-year long distance relationship. But instead, she is now living in Atlanta. If you see her, please convince her to move to NYC – we miss her. 

Alexa Greenfield

Auntie of the Bride; Bridesmaid

She may be Casey’s younger Aunt, but she’s much more mature, and has kept her older niece in check since day 1.

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Allie Shamus

 

Cousin of the Bride; Bridesmaid

Allie found/met Casey on Casey’s high school senior spring break, while she was passed out wasted and drooling on a pool chair.  Allie then followed Casey’s exemplary behavior all the way to the University of Michigan, never drinking underage, at all, ever.

Adam Cotton

Cousin of the Groom; Groomsmen

Adam is one of the few skiers that can keep up with Scott.  Scott has always looked up to his older cousin Adam.  He is a true homesteader and Vermont Local.  He lives the life Scott wishes he could.

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Sara Hyman

Neighbor of the Bride; Bridesmaid

Practically living at each other’s houses, Casey and Sara have been like sisters since growing up down the street from each other on Park Road. She is the group’s wandering hippie and can’t stay in one place for too long. As Phish’s #1 Phan, we’re so happy that they aren’t playing on September 15th ans she’ll be able to make the wedding.

Ben Kaplowitz

Biggest Feminist; Groomsmen

After sharing most of their childhood together as well as their Bar-Mitzvahs, it was touch-and-go as to if they would also share their weddings. They had already picked out the perfect hashtag #ScoBenny. 

Claire Jones

Wedding/Personal Design Consultant to the Bride; Bridesmaid

Claire and Casey met in 2000 at Raquette Lake Girls Camp.  If you see Claire doing anything athletic at Cedar Lakes, please immediately escort her to the nearest arts-and-crafts tent, as the last time she attempted “athletics” at camp, she fell down a hill and broke her arm. 

Jon Wesley

The One-Beer Wonder; Groomsmen

One of Scott’s oldest friends, they’ve been through high school, college, and fraternity paddling together. He can crush a golf ball a quarter mile, chip with deadly accuracy, and putt...ok. If seen with a second beer, please cut him off and return to him to Rachael Tannen ASAP.  

Amy Symonds

Kilroy’s Favorite Aunt; Bridesmaid

Amy and Casey met at college freshman year.  They continued their shenanigans into sophomore year and moved in together, intelligently adopting Kilroy along the way.  Any mischief the bride gets into (ever), you can surely find Amy right beside her. 

Adam Weissman

The Piano Man; Groomsmen

Scott and Adam met in grade school, traveled abroad together, and have magically managed to stay friends through it all. He’ll be the guy in the corner throwing out history facts left and right. If you can’t find him, be sure to check the stage, he may be playing a solo concert on the piano/guitar. 

Steve Salm

Cousin of the Groom; Groomsmen

Steve is Scott’s first roommate and Brooklyn’s music mogul. He is also the wedding’s most eligible bachelor with the most Delta Miles (they literally never run out). So, ladies, keep it in your pants. If you find yourself unable to finish your glass of tequila, please find Steve and he will be happy to oblige.

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Anna van den Berg

Cousin of the Bride; Bridesmaid

Following in the footsteps of her cousin and cousin-to-be, she’s on track to party/graduate from IU in 2021. Don’t be fooled by her shy and quiet demeanor--she’s WAY more fun than you are.  Also, if you smell something, Anna heeft een scheet gelaten.

Luca Rietti

Token Pizza-Bagel; Groomsmen

Scotts friend since childhood, our resident class clown, and frequent “you won’t” victim, please don’t tempt him to eat anything in excess, drink too much, or do anything outrageous—chances are he will do it, and our insurance only covers so much. 

Lauren Wilson

Founding Member of SoWe; Bridesmaid

Lauren and Casey met in Florence, and their friendship has traveled all over the streets of Europe and back to NYC.  Who would have thought Casey hitting on Lauren’s boyfriend would turn into such a beautiful friendship. (FYI- He is a triplet so there are single versions of him at the wedding). Lauren was one of the founding members of the SoWe Food and Wine Festival with Casey. We knew the friendship would last when she was exposed to the Baumer Asylum/House on a daily basis and chose to stick around anyway!

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Kim Meiselman

Kilroy’s Babysitter; Bridesmaid

As the weddings most eligible bachelorette, and Casey’s oldest friend, she wont be hard to recognize, as she’s usually not wearing much of anything.  She is also incredibly slow at getting ready, so we have told her the ceremony starts 30 minutes earlier than it actually does.  Please don’t tell her otherwise—we would like her to be on time.

Andy Babat

Stat Boy; Groomsmen

Another one of Scott’s life-long friends, Andy is actually to blame for Casey and Scott rekindling their relationship.  With Andy's Hampton house around the corner from Casey's, it was the perfect setting for late summer night romancing. So, ultimately, if it weren't for Andy, you wouldn't be reading this right now! If you don't recognize Andy at the wedding, he will be the one looking for wifi at brunch on Sunday to stream the Giants game. 

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Mike Iacobelli

Troublemaker; Groomsmen

He’s been known to be wildly unpredictable and fully entertaining. Some call him the most interesting man in the world.  He doesn’t always drink beer…actually, he does. He will be the 6’3,” loud man (likely rooting for the under) holding two peach flavored beers at the bar.

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